Banana Slug Song
You know I love my baby
I like the way that she hugs
People don’t understand
She’s a banana slug
She’s got just one foot
But she ain’t got no toes
She just hangs out in the forest
Helpin’ it decompose
Banana slug Ba na na na na na na (repeat)
Ba-na-na-slug!
The way you shake your antenna
You know it gives me such bliss
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon banana slug
And let me give you a kiss
Oh when you slide through the forest
You know you look so fine
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon banana slug
And let me feel your slime
Now I’m broke up about my baby
Found out she doesn’t need me
She told me just the other night
That she is also a he. Hermaphroditic she’s a…
Now some folks think that she’s gross
But I don’t hear that jive
‘Cause if it weren’t for my baby
This forest might not survive
© 1981 Kevin Beals